In case you haven’t been paying consideration, quite a lot of stuff is going on politically and socially right here within the U.S. A lot of stuff. I’m not right here to share how I really feel about all of it, however I feel we will all agree, in a broad sense, that quite a lot of points have to be labored out. It’s occasions like these the place all of us want correct management.
For instance, take Utah State Senator Kirk Cullimore. In these turbulent occasions, Cullimore is exhibiting he’s a person of the folks–when you’re an Android person. You see, Cullimore (who can also be the Utah State Majority Chief, so you realize he’s a boss!) has launched a invoice to make Android the state’s official cell working system.
SB138 factors out that Android wants to affix the Rocky Mountain Elk, Dubhe, Quaking Aspen, dutch oven, and sq. dancing as a state image. Why? KSL.com studies that “Cullimore joked that his Android invoice is about ‘discrimination’ from iPhone customers who complain that textual content messages from him seem in inexperienced bubbles somewhat than blue.”
“Sometime, everyone with an iPhone will understand that the expertise is best on Android,” mentioned Cullimore. Mark his phrases, pricey readers.
What do Utahians (Utahites? Utes?) suppose? In keeping with KSL.com, when Cullimore talked concerning the invoice to the media, “the opposite senators close by simply laughed.” You recognize, I’m certain quite a lot of the opposition laughed when Abraham Lincoln proposed the thirteenth Modification. Nice males and adversity go hand in hand.
Severely, although, Cullimore mentioned that he doesn’t “count on this to essentially get out of committee.” This, from the man who desires to transfer the day of Halloween from October 31. Severely. As if he has completely nothing essential to do.
However what if the Utah Congress is bought on SB138 and really passes it? Effectively, nice! Get pleasure from your inexperienced bubbles, Utah. And sustain the great work, Senator Cullimore! You’ve taken platform trolling to a complete new degree that it didn’t must go to. You certain confirmed us! 🙄
